Difficult to begin...

The first post should be something memorable and not too complex. It will eventually move to the archives and perhaps—if anyone ever reads any of these posts at all—examined for clues as to the nature of the entire enterprise. Its tone may be examined and used as a baseline for comparison to the subsequent posts in order to chart the fluctuating highs and lows of interest and/or 'emotion' in the entire body of writing.

What-ever.

Let's just hope I can remember how to sign in to post again, shall we?

C